‘Right, men. When we land, I want you to seize the castle.’
‘How?’
‘Easiest way is through the gift shop, normally. There is rarely a portcullis.’
‘Ah. Are there many defenders?’
‘Only 1,500 or so, armed to the teeth with guidebooks and cameras. Dead easy.’
‘But there are only three of us.’
‘Two. I’m staying to guard our man o’ war.’
‘It’s a rowing boat.’
‘This is defeatist talk! Go ye forth and seize yonder fortress.’
‘Oh alright then. Come on Carol.’
‘Tim, I’ve got my feet wet!’
‘You’re supposed to wait until we land before charging!’
‘Oh. Alright.’
tm
I’ll take the left hand side, Luke can go right, and Carol han try the headlong charge
Shingle to Boggie 
‘Right, men. When we land, I want you to seize the castle.’
‘How?’
‘Easiest way is through the gift shop, normally. There is rarely a portcullis.’
‘Ah. Are there many defenders?’
‘Only 1,500 or so, armed to the teeth with guidebooks and cameras. Dead easy.’
‘But there are only three of us.’
‘Two. I’m staying to guard our man o’ war.’
‘It’s a rowing boat.’
‘This is defeatist talk! Go ye forth and seize yonder fortress.’
‘Oh alright then. Come on Carol.’
‘Tim, I’ve got my feet wet!’
‘You’re supposed to wait until we land before charging!’
‘Oh. Alright.’
tm
I’ll take the left hand side, Luke can go right, and Carol han try the headlong charge
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